Who could possibly be fantasizing about this? Miu Miu does a good job confusing style-minded women with the Fantasy Patch Bag, a piece so otherworldly and plain unattractive that it actually defies style as we all know it. Slim but oversized, it’s still ideal for those who love to carry clutches during the day. The color palette is a bit overwhelming - I personally avoid orange at almost all costs, but it’s practically foreign at this time of year, not considering Halloween. Not impressed, Miu Miu. Available for $758 at MyTheresa.

This cute Burberry Felday Demi Bag is the sweetest thing. Slouchy copper leather is the star of the show, and truthfully it needs nothing else to really stand out. Thanks to its size, the purse is still relatively understated. It’s actually the perfect style to grab and go during the fall, a real lifesaver on those days when you can’t lug something heavy over your already thick coat but want something that is seasonally appropriate. A little flash of copper is a fun alternative to the season’s trendy tones and still fits right in with your wardrobe. Also in black. Available for $595 at Neiman Marcus.

Britney Spears has been on fire lately. She looks better, is already getting buzz for her new album and seems to be cleaning up her personal life. This picture may not be the best representation of Brit’s return to form, but her Louis Vuitton Monogram Shimmer Comete handbag is still one of the chicest accessories I’ve seen in a long while. Limited for fall/winter ‘08, this light-reflecting bag has a cute pompom charm dangling from the front. Britney’s been seen with this bag a few times now, and it marks a welcome respite from the Versace and Christian Audigier purses she was attached to for so long. It retails for $2260 and is also available in gold. If you’d love one for yourself, call 866-VUITTON.

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Kenneth Jay Lane is world famous for his bold costume jewelry, so it’s no surprise his Diana Dragonfly Clutch happens to fit the mold of costume handbag so perfectly. Adorned with a glitzy, jeweled dragonfly, the sleek, black patent leather clutch is the epitome of glamorous. Of course, you have to be ok with carrying something that looks so authentic - without its rhinestones, this thing would look just like a real dragonfly. Inside, you’ll find a removable signature mirror. It’s classic Kenneth Jay Lane, and at $315 it’s reasonably priced if you’re in the market for a dressy clutch to carry you through holiday party season. Available at Saks Fifth Avenue.

I do adore Marc Jacobs quite passionately, so I feel ok criticizing the occasional MJ purse as warranted. Here we go with the designer’s Graffiti Standard Supply Tote, part of the Marc by Marc Jacobs collection. There’s a lot going on with this roomy bag, some good and some bag. The good news is that it’s exceptionally spacious, so it’s great to carry on weekend getaways or a long day when you need a little extra room for a heavy load. The bad, though, outweighs the bag’s functional soundness. It’s essentially gone graffiti-wild, covered with everything from skulls to little phrases, such as “Who Did You Judge?” At $148, it’s somewhat easy on the bank account but isn’t worth anything close to that. Available at Saks Fifth Avenue.