The new cast90210If you have watched the CW11 anytime in the past 6 months you know that when you are not seeing commercials for Gossip Girl or the CW11 somehow finding a way to get a news story out of Gossip Girl you are seeing commercials for the new 90210. Yes, that is right. The show that made us love bitchy, rich kids is back. I mean 90210 is truly the predecessor to The O.C. and Gossip Girl but it did it at a time when no one had ever seen teens like that. 90210 was bold and didn't make any excuses. It didn't insist that their teens were deep and broody and wore flannel (I loved My So-Called Life but didn't you want to kill yourself a little after every episode? Or at least go in a brightly lit room?) Hell, we only knew Andrea was the smart one because she wore glasses. Shannon!

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Megan and BrianWhat do you know? The very hot Meghan Fox has apparently broken up with Brian Austin Green, her fiancee. Guess she just wasn't ready to settle down because think of all the other guys she could date. Not that Brian Austin Green isn't a cutie-pie but face it. He peaked on 90210 and he will never live that glory again despite what the post above me says. Megan Fox is just starting her very exciting career of standing on screen not saying much but looking very hot. God she is so good at holding her face like that!Brian in his glory days

Carrot Top by GallianoWhy would anyone seek to emulate a Raggedy Andyhead with 'roid-fueled muscles, a spray tan and guyliner? What kind of a role model is that, and for who?

Perhaps Galliano didn't realize what he was doing. He may have been having nocturnal emissions caused by his barely suppressed desire for an orange guy with a little carrot top and bottom. Or maybe Carrot Top reminds him of someone from his past. It's hard to say, but it was impossible to ignore at Galliano's Spring 2009 runway show, when all of his male models wore Carrot Top wigs and ridiculously flamboyant ensembles. More than likely he was trying to demystify his models, making them more relatable to his audience by making them look the fool in their little red wigs. Vivienne Westwood may have had similar thoughts when she let that leather bear daddy loose on the runway in her show. Travolta by Westwood

I still think I'm better than youShe's got her HazMat shorts. A set of super heavy duty tights to keep those cheesy thighs from flapping around when she walks. She was even thoughtful even to self-medicate before she showed up to audition. What a consummate professional!

Anyone who would give this tacky nitwit a job after the way she douched the producers of her dreadful lesbian kiss movie is smoking better shit than Mischa is. I was really hoping she would just bong-hit herself back into obscurity, but no. Apparently she's not done with us yet. Maybe she hasn't paid off her tab with her dealer yet. You know he's not interested in taking it out in trade with a 40-year-old-looking hag in her 20's.

Mischa is set to play some part in a movie entitled Bhopal: A Prayer For Rain, about the Union Carbide methyl isocyanate gas leak in 1984 that killed more than 15,000 and still affects more than 100,000. While she's most suited to play the toxic gas itself, these producers will probably cast her in some kind of sympathetic role. Unfortunately for them and their investors, Mischa's range only extends from thoughtless bitch to oblivious stoner. They'll be lucky just to break even.

Has more important things to doThen again, he doesn't seem the type to be terribly concerned about anything except his trousers being perfectly creased and the paps shooting him from the right angle. He's a good looking guy and all, but perhaps he's a bit out of touch with reality.

He certainly doesn't seem as close to Heather as we thought, either. Since she was admitted to the hospital on June 19 for "an in-depth evaluation of her medication" he's only been to see her once, for a spot of Sunday lunch. That's it.

It makes you wonder. Was he at Heather's house the night her therapist called 911 because he was worried she'd commit suicide? Was he the reason she wanted to end it all? Everyone was so quick to assume it was fallout from an embarrassing divorce, but that's old news, despite all of Denise's efforts to keep it current. Of course, he may have stayed away on recommendation of her doctors, too. If their relationship was a factor in her meltdown it's probably for the best.